Scrubs

Season 1 Episode 13

My Balancing Act

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Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Jan 15, 2002 on NBC

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    • J.D.'s narration: Oh, man, she's beautiful. I wish I was that piece of bacon. Wait a second. I am that piece of bacon!
      J.D.: Hell yeah!
      Janitor: You mind not staring at me while I'm eating? I hate it.
      J.D.: But, I'm not, I was...
      Janitor: What am I doing right now?
      J.D.: Eating.
      Janitor: What are you doing?
      J.D.: Staring...
      Janitor: Okay. There. Now no one gets to eat it! Ya happy?

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