Turk: So, Elliot says she's looking for a surgical consult. Do you know where she is?
J.D.: I don't know. Why should I know? You know, it's funny that you think I would know - I have no idea where she is.
Todd: I know where The Todd would like Elliot to be: In his pants!
J.D.: Ha! Clever! You know, she told me she's not going out with anyone, you should ask her out.
Turk: Whoa, Ell- no, no. Elliot and The Todd? That's a terrible couple. That's-that's worse than Joanie and Chachi.
J.D.: Dude, Joanie loves Chachi.