Season 1 Episode 15

My Bed Banter & Beyond

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Feb 05, 2002 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Turk: This is a hospital, all right, people here are already sick.
      Elliot: You guys do it all the time.
      Carla: Tell me we don't look like that.
      Turk: We don't look like that!
      J.D.: Oh, please, you guys are just jealous 'cause you're not the new hot couple in town anymore.
      Turk: Jealous, my chocolate butt!
      Carla: I'm telling you, we are so damn hot; last night, when I was home waiting for Turk, I put on this tiny negligee - it was so small, I took it off my Latin Barbie-
      Turk: Yeah but, baby, when I got home you were sound asleep and drooling like a sheepdog.
      Carla: You don't have to tell them that.