Season 1 Episode 3

My Best Friend's Mistake

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Oct 09, 2001 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Elliot: On the one hand, I know Dr. Kelso doesn't mean anything by it. And, okay, maybe I am kind of a sweetheart...
      Dr. Cox: I'm sleeping.
      Elliot: On the other hand, it just sounds so demeaning! You know?
      Dr. Cox: Mother of God, you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you.
      Elliot: I mean, it's not like he's my grandpa or anything. Anyway, J.D. always tells me how you've helped him out...
      Dr. Cox: Well, he obviously hasn't told you about my ear-flicking policy, has he. Look! This whole "groovy guidance counselor" thing you people seem to have working is a total fantasy. I'm not that guy, you can go and ask anybody. Now, you've got to leave me alone, or I'll punish you.