Season 3 Episode 5

My Brother, Where Art Thou?

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Nov 06, 2003 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • J.D.'s Narration: As a doctor, it's important to know how to make small talk.
      J.D.: Mr. Bober, what would you like with your turkey sandwich?
      Mr. Bober: Pickles!
      J.D.'s Narration: ...Of course, it's harder if your patient suffers from dementia and can only say one word....
      J.D.: And to drink?
      Mr. Bober: Pickles!
      J.D.: And now, for a thousand dollars and this bag of I.V. fluid, which is guaranteed to make you feel like you're a hundred and ninety again, What did Peter Piper pick a peck of?
      Mr. Bober: Pickles.
      J.D.: Oooooooh! I'm sorry, Mr. Bober! The correct answer is peppers. "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers."
      Dr. Cox: NEWBIE!
      J.D.: Huh?
      Dr. Cox: Did I just walk in on you mocking an innocent patient!?
      J.D.: Yes...
      Dr. Cox: I've never felt closer to you.