Elliot: This long-distance thing is killing me.
Carla: Well, are you having phone-sex?
Elliot: Uhhh, gross!... Have you and Turk ever done it?
Carla: Last year, when he went home for the holidays, I gave him a call. You'd be surprised at how much Turk's eleven-year-old nephew sounds like him... and how worldly he is.