Elliot(on phone): Hi, Sweetie. Are you naked?... Okay, ummm, now imagine me taking off my shirt and kissing down your neck and- Can you hear me? Sean?... Good. Okay, now I'm at your chest and my tongue starts- Are you there?... Good, because now I am licking your nipples all over... Your nipples... Nipples, Sean! I'm licking your nipples!
There's a gasp from behind the bushes, revealing a young Scout troop
Kid: Look, Oliver!
Elliot: I don't care how close you are! I'll call you later!