Dr. Kelso: Dr. Murphy, describe the presentation of Ludwig's Angina.
J.D.'s Narration: Still, it's nothing compared to the silence you can hear at work.
Dr. Kelso: Proud to have you on board, son. Anyway, I'm sending one of you to an AMA conference where you're going to eat free food, stay at a nice hotel, and try your darnedest not to embarrass this hospital. And in the interest of fairness, I drew a name out of a hat and that name was Elliot Reid.
Elliot: Yes! I never win at anything!
Dr. Kelso: And then I thought- Oh, who cares what I thought - the point is, you're not going.