Dr. Kelso: Nurse Roberts. I just saw your patient in 106, and I've decided that the next time you place an IV and actually hit the vein on the first try, I'm gonna crack open a bottle of bubbly. I mean, my God, woman, the man looks like Al Jarreau was his nurse.
Dr. Kelso: Isn't he the blind fellow?
Laverne: You mean Ray Charles?
Dr. Kelso: Dammit. Anyway, you're incompetent.
Laverne: Easy, Laverne. You're a saved woman!