Turk: Man, today could not get any worse.
Carla: If you were to change one thing about my physical appearance, what would it be?
Turk: You're testing me. I get it!
Carla: Baby. You know I don't like you talkin' to God while we're trying to have a discussion.
Carla: Now, if I were to be really honest with myself, I would change everything. What do you think?
Turk: Why don't we just skip what I think and jump straight ahead to not having sex for a month?