Turk: Excuse me, Dr. Kelso? Could I have a minute of your time?
Dr. Kelso: Oh, for God's sake, son, I have two more days of peace before my wife returns from fat camp.
Turk: Look: I need an argon laser and I was gonna ask you yesterday but then all of a s- Hold up. How can you make love to your wife if she's at fat camp?
Dr. Kelso: The real question is, how can I make love to her when she's not at fat camp?