Season 4 Episode 25

My Changing Ways

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM May 10, 2005 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • J.D.'s Narration: And so here I am - a guy in an empty apartment with a dead dog. Oh, and that's not a tear on my cheek, that's just from the leak in my ceiling. And, yes, change is scary, but it's also inevitable. It's up to you to make the best of it. I mean, it's not like opportunity is just gonna fall in to your lap.
      The leaking ceiling collapses, and a woman in a sudsy bathtub plummets onto J.D.'s moving boxes.
      Woman: Agh!
      J.D.'s Narration: Then again...
      J.D.: Howdy, neighbor, I'm Jonathan!
      Woman: Hi.
      A half-naked, mean looking guy crashes down next to them.
      Guy: You eyeballin' my woman?
      J.D.'s Narration: I hate change.