Season 3 Episode 9

My Dirty Secret

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Dec 11, 2003 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • J.D.'s Narration: Around here we all make fun of each other. Except for Carla. No one makes fun of Carla.
      Lloyd: Got a gross of bedpans here, and where should I pick up my medal?
      Carla: For what?
      Lloyd: For reading your chicken-scratch handwriting. Who is with me?
      Carla: Listen, I run back and forth for 18 hours a day between patients who might die and patients who will die, and if I find time to write an order for bedpans, I write it fast. So you will forgive me if I don't feel like being judged by some guy in his thirties who still wears shorts to work! Now, go ahead and say the only three words I want to hear coming out of your mouth.
      Lloyd: S-sign here, please?