Season 3 Episode 9

My Dirty Secret

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Dec 11, 2003 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Carla: So, here's your surprise: You know we'll be getting married in six months... And I just thought it would be so... hot...
      Turk: Yeah?
      Carla: ...if we didn't have sex again until our wedding night. Can you imagine how great that night will be?
      Turk: Awww-So great! Um, how about this, though: How about... you stop having sex, but I keep having sex?
      Carla: You mean like an affair?
      Turk: No! I'll just have sex with you when you're sleeping.
      Carla: Turk, how can you not think this idea is so romantic?
      Turk: Maybe you got me confused with that little Amish boy you used to date.