Season 3 Episode 9

My Dirty Secret

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Dec 11, 2003 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Elliot: Mr. Greenberg needs 2.4 milliunits of penicillin IM.
      Carla: Why, does he have a spinkle in his gherkin?
      Elliot: Carla, you're right, okay? That stuff makes me uncomfortable, and there was a time when that would've sent me into a shame spiral, but now I'm just gonna get over it at my own pace. And until then, I honestly don't mind that you're making fun of me, but what does bother me is that no one is ever allowed to make fun of you.
      Carla: People can make fun of me.
      Elliot: Come on! What about that delivery guy yesterday? I mean, you practically tore him a new binglebore.