Janitor: Whoa. No, please! Step on my foot! I'm just waiting for an excuse.
J.D.: Not today.
Janitor: Really? Why not? (Sees Alex) Ahh. I get it.
Janitor: Nice pull.
Janitor: You slept with her yet?
J.D.: What? I - I am not discussing that with you!
Janitor: That's a no.
J.D.: Listen, Jolly Green: people's personal lives are just that -- they're personal.
Janitor: That's a definite no.