Alex: Why would you assume Mr. Barnes stole the Percocet? There's lots of people on that ward.
J.D.: That's a good point.
Elliot: Yeah, and three of them are in comas, two others can't walk and one's a nun.
J.D.: Also a very valid point.
Alex: Look, Elliot, I'm sure Mr. Barnes didn't take the drugs - he has been in rehab for over six months!
Alex: There's no reason to be so judgmental.
Elliot: I am not judgmental. If I were, I'd tell you your shoes are ugly.
J.D.: Do not stoop to her level.
Alex: Your bangs make you look like a chipmunk.
Elliot: It's a frame. Why can nobody see that!?
J.D.: Can we get back to the matter at hand? This is about Mr. Barnes.
Alex: Fine. So who do you think's right?
J.D.'s narration: Oh, crap.