Season 1 Episode 14

My Drug Buddy

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Jan 22, 2002 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Alex: Why would you assume Mr. Barnes stole the Percocet? There's lots of people on that ward.
      J.D.: That's a good point.
      Elliot: Yeah, and three of them are in comas, two others can't walk and one's a nun.
      J.D.: Also a very valid point.
      Alex: Look, Elliot, I'm sure Mr. Barnes didn't take the drugs - he has been in rehab for over six months!
      Elliot: Mmm?
      Alex: There's no reason to be so judgmental.
      Elliot: I am not judgmental. If I were, I'd tell you your shoes are ugly.
      J.D.: Do not stoop to her level.
      Alex: Your bangs make you look like a chipmunk.
      Elliot: It's a frame. Why can nobody see that!?
      J.D.: Can we get back to the matter at hand? This is about Mr. Barnes.
      Alex: Fine. So who do you think's right?
      Elliot: Yeah?
      J.D.'s narration: Oh, crap.