Season 1 Episode 8

My Fifteen Minutes

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Nov 15, 2001 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Turk: Yeah, Dr. Kelso, um 'bout these posters, they're kinda makin' me uncomfortable.
      Dr. Kelso: Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't realize you felt that way. Well here's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna leave them up.
      Turk: I can live with that, or I can sue you.
      (Mutual laughing)
      Dr. Kelso: Dr. Turk, you are an employee here. I can advertise however I wish. I can use your image, your name, I can manufacture tiny-little Dr. Turk action figures. It'll cost twelve-ninty-five and when you pull the string it'll say "I don't like these posters of me!" Isn't that right Ted?
      Ted: Oh definately sir. Of course you'd certainly be vulnerable from a legal stand-point.
      Dr. Kelso: How vulnerable?
      Ted: Sir, that lawsuit would be over so quickly, I'd advise you to bring cab fare to the courthouse since Doctor Turk would be driving your beamer home to his place.