Season 1 Episode 1

My First Day

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Oct 02, 2001 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Dr. Cox: Why does this gomer got to try and die every day during my lunch!
      J.D.: That's a little insensitive.
      J.D.'s narration: Mistake.
      Dr. Cox: The man's 92 years old, he has full dementia, he doesn't even know we're here. He is inches from Carla's rack and he hasn't even flinched.
      Carla: Aw, so sweet.
      Dr. Cox: Yeah, it is...
      J.D.: What about his subconscious?
      Dr. Cox: (leans in close to the patient) Eisenhower...was a sissy. (quickly stands back up, patient doesn't react)
      Dr. Cox: (To J.D.) I think, by the grace of God, we're gonna be okay. Oh, and from now on, whenever I'm in the room, you're definitely not allowed to talk.