Carla: Hey, can somebody tell me why we have no milk or orange juice, but, like, forty fruit cups in here?
J.D.'s Narration: The average resident owes over one hundred thousand dollars in med school loans, and makes about as much as a waiter. So you have to do things to make ends meet. Like, you can cover someone's shift... Or you can steal stuff from the hospital... Or you can moonlight at an urgent care center... Or, you can steal stuff.