"Hardly Enough" by Waz (Closing scenes)
Howie: I got Mr. Swick to admit he actually ate fertilizer.
Turk: How did you do that?
Howie: I may have given him a little slap.
Turk: You'll do fine here.
(Derek and Denise are kissing)
Derek: Why is this happening?
Denise: That whole pathetic no self-esteem thing you have going on right now, I'm really vibing that. That's why I sleep with fat guys.
Derek: You know the reason I'm working my body so much now is because I was kind of a heavy kid.
Denise: How heavy?
Denise: Oh god! (She kisses him again.)
Sunny: Mrs. Powell, it's not your fault you don't want to pass gas. It's society's. I mean guys have always been allowed to do it. There's no shame for them. But if a girl lets out even a little squeaker, she's a freak. So come on! For women everywhere let's do it together on the count of 3. 1, 2, 3. Oh you didn't do it.
Mrs. Powell: Neither did you.
Sunny: There's people around!
Derek: Surgery to the rescue. You are welcome.
Denise: Ah, that's adorable. You have a crush on yourself. I'd be careful. The guy you're in love with is a douche.
Turk: Sunny, I'm going to need you to get that lady in bed 6 to fart.
Sunny: I'm on it.
Howie: Why don't you just pull her finger?
Elliot: Howie, did you just make a joke?
Howie: I did and it felt great.
Elliot: Good for you! And as a reward for your effort you get the gentleman in bed 3 who poisoned himself. We need to know what he took. Go.
Original International Air Dates:
Australia: April 27, 2009 on Channel 7
Latin America: July 29, 2009 on Sony Entertainment Television (a.k.a. Canal Sony)
Sweden: November 25, 2009 on TV6
Although credited, Zach Braff (Dr. John Michael "J.D." Dorian), Neil Flynn (The Janitor), Ken Jenkins (Dr. Robert "Bob" Kelso), John C. McGinley (Dr. Percival "Perry" Ulysses Cox) and Judy Reyes (Nurse Carla Espinosa) do not appear in this episode. It's the first episode of the entire series without Braff, therefor none of the main actors appears in every episode.