Season 8 Episode 2

My Last Words

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Jan 06, 2009 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Turk: Who behaves that way at a mini mart?
      J.D.: I'm sorry Turk, but when I put that single beer down on the counter and that 18-year-old checkout kid is like, "Oh, big night?" it just pissed me off, you know. I mean, who is he to judge us? He needs to know we're not two lame-o's with nothing going on.
      Turk: So that's why you bought the box of condoms and the flare gun.
      J.D.: Exactly. Now whenever he thinks of us he'll picture us splitting a beer, sexing up the ladies, and shooting off flares. You know, like men do!
      Turk: That does sound pretty awesome.
      J.D.: I knew you'd come around.