J.D.'s narration: So, Little J.D. isn't rising to the occasion. It's not a big deal! Nobody knows about this but me!
Dr. Cox: Hey, Newbie, what's up?
J.D.: Everything! Everything's up!
Dr. Kelso: Rise and shine, sport!
J.D.'s narration: What, did someone send out a flier?!
Todd: Hey, J.D.! How's your penis?
J.D.'s narration: All right, calm down, he says that to everyone.
Todd: Hey, Goldman! How's your penis?