Turk: I know we put on a hell of a show, but, dude, put some shades on or something!
J.D.: Let's not make a big deal out of this.
Carla: J.D., when was the last time you got laid?
J.D.'s Narration: Okay, just subtly take the spotlight off yourself.
J.D.: Once, on a red-eye flight, Turk groped a trans-sexual.
Turk: Baby, it was dark, and he/she had a body that was rockin'!