J.D.'s Narration: Dry spell, prepare to be moistened!
J.D.: Hey, Lisa! How you doin'?
Lisa: J.D., I can't give you free gum.
J.D.: Free gum- No! You know, I was just thinking, you're probably one of those girls that's so pretty that no one ever has the courage to ask you out.
Lisa: No, I get asked out all the time.
J.D.'s Narration: Okay, momentary set-back. Regroup. Regroup!
J.D.: Hey, go out with me... It's the right thing to do.
Lisa: Sure, why not.
Choir: Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
J.D.: Very funny, you dumb choir punks! Santa's a drunk!