Janitor: (Hand in vending machine) Come to papa.
Janitor: Yeah, the ah, coil didn't complete its revolution. My candy's just hangin' there instead of droppin'.
J.D.: Aha, okay whatever. If you're hungry man I can loan you a buck.
Janitor: A buck! What a kind offer from the charitable doctor money-bags.
J.D.: Look you can either be a jerk as usual, or you can accept this gracious offer and get some caramel draped in nougat. Your choice, jumpsuit.