Season 2 Episode 12

My New Old Friend

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Jan 09, 2003 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • J.D.: Fantastic!
      Elliot: You're such an ass.
      Laverne: Could you speak up? Mr. Roberts doesn't hear so well.
      Elliot: Laverne, if you're looking for your beeswax, none of that is over here, okay?!
      Laverne: Now she all mad.
      Elliot: Look, I really just needed your help last night, and you completely bailed on me.
      J.D.: You're the one that drew all these lines up, said that we're not in a relationship right now.
      Elliot: J.D., I wasn't looking for a boyfriend last night - I was looking for a friend.
      Laverne: Guess she told him.