J.D.: Uh... yeah, sir. I have a full patient load. I don't understand how you can just drop this guy in my lap and expect me to make him a top priority.
Dr. Kelso: You want me to say "ta da!" so it seems more like a trick? Mr. Zerbo back there is a major hospital benefactor. And, by golly, you know it's a lot harder to write a big, fat cheque if you're dead.