J.D.'s Narration: I just wish that one of my relationships could be back to normal.
Janitor comes up and sprays J.D.'s crotch
Janitor: Uh,oh. Looks like someone switched to big boy pants a little too soon.
J.D.: Oh yeah,that's very clever. It looks like I wet myself. Do you actually think that that's funny?
Janitor sprays him again and laughs
Janitor: Uh... yeah.
J.D.'s Narration: Good God, that's cold.