Season 3 Episode 13

My Porcelain God

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Feb 17, 2004 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (J.D. has agreed to be Turk's best man.)
      Elliot: So is this, like, the best moment you guys have ever had?
      J.D.: (Pouring himself cereal. A small clink is heard.) A decoder ring...huh. (Keeps pouring. Another clink is heard.) TURK!
      Turk: (Entering) What?
      J.D.: (Holds up both rings) It finally happened!
      Turk: A double-prizer?!
      (They yell and jump together. End Flashback.)
      Turk: (Wistfully) That was awesome.
      Carla: You guys realize you're doctors, right?
      J.D.: Double-secret-decoder-ring wearing doctors.
      J.D. & Turk: (Touching their ring-clad fists together) Activate!
      J.D.: Form of an ice menorah!