Carla: You know, on a first date, I could see what a guy was wearing and know exactly how far he was gonna get that night.
Elliot: Oh, me, too. And that guy's gettin' boobies.
Carla: Yeah, he is.
(J.D. takes off his sport jacket to reveal his button-up is short-sleeved.)
Elliot: Whoa! That guy's gettin' a hug at the door. Heh.
(J.D. takes off the button-up to reveal that his red tee is actually an "Electric Boogie" belly shirt.)
Elliot: And that guy is getting a fake name and a phone number with six digits.
J.D.: I know how ridiculous this looks.
Carla: I don't think you do.