J.D.: So be honest - is this the worst first date you've ever been on or what?
Kylie: I don't know. I think it's kind of exciting... being in a hospital, getting to see you in action. I just wish I could be your assistant.
J.D.: Say no more. Lonnie, shirt!
J.D.: Don't make me say pants. I'll do it... Still tanning, I see.
Kylie: He's your bitch, isn't he?