Woman: Well, you've always said you felt insufficient, so why-
Man: Dr. Kelso, my wife simply won't listen to reason-
Dr. Kelso: Mr. Merrick, even if your son isn't circumcised, he will still look like you! 'Course, he'll have to put on a couple hundred pounds.
Dr. Kelso: I kid. You're a dashing man, just dashing. Have you modeled?