J.D.'s Narration: This is not the time to talk it out. So you just need to get out of the situation without making her suspicious.
The phone rings.
J.D.: Hello?... Oh, hi, Mom!... Yeah! I miss you, too! I haven't spoken to you in so long.
Elliot sneaks out of the room.
J.D.: Hi, Mr. Turk... No, Chris isn't here... No! No, sir, I didn't say "Mom," I said..."mon," like, "Hey, mon, we be jammin'!"... N-no, sir, I don't think all black people are Jamaican.
Elliot sticks her head in the door
J.D.: I-I love you too, Mommy!