J.D.: I, uh...sir, I was going over Mr. Martinez's chart, and it seems like the TIPS procedure he's scheduled for is completely unnecessary.
Steadman: Why would you think that's unnecessary?
J.D.: Well, he's dead.
Dr. Kelso: Well, excellent catch Dr...uh...Dr...um...
J.D.'s narration: Dorian. You see me every day. Say my name; say it!
Dr. Kelso: ...Martinez.
J.D.: That was the name of the patient, sir.
Dr. Kelso: ...Avery.
J.D.: No, actually, that's the--that's the manufacturer of the clipboard, sir.
Dr. Kelso: Fine work doctor! Fine work.
J.D.'s narration: I hear that!