Dr. Kelso: Hey, sport. Or should I say, howdy, Mr. Pouty.
J.D.: Sorry, sir, it's been a rough day.
Dr. Kelso: So I hear. Well, anyway, I'm very proud of you, Dr... uhmmmmmm...
J.D.'s Narration: Just look at my badge!
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Turk!
J.D.: Oh, no, this-this is my roommate's badge, sir; we must have switched this morning.