J.D.: Why are we whispering?
Turk: I got a little mad at that Cole kid and I threw a blanket over his head and then sat on him. He doesn't know it's me.
J.D.: What's your exit strategy?
Turk: I haven't really thought that far ahead.
J.D.: I got a plan... Todd, can you come here and sit on this?
Todd: Ok! So dude or chick? Actually, don't ruin it, I'm good either way.