Season 9 Episode 1

Our First Day of School

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Dec 01, 2009 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Turk: Hey!
      J.D.: Why are we whispering?
      Turk: I got a little mad at that Cole kid and I threw a blanket over his head and then sat on him. He doesn't know it's me.
      J.D.: What's your exit strategy?
      Turk: I haven't really thought that far ahead.
      J.D.: I got a plan... Todd, can you come here and sit on this?
      Todd: Ok! So dude or chick? Actually, don't ruin it, I'm good either way.