SD Gundam Force

Red Mic Zako: Ladies and gentlebots! Welcome to the ZakoZako Hour! Today's meeting is about, all together now- All three Zakos: Why we Dark Axis can never win!? (Audience cheers) Red Mic Zako: Why can't we ever win, zako? Blue Mic Zako: I'll tell you why we can't win...It's because there are three gundams against us poor little zakos! Captain Gundam from Neotopia! Zero, the knight gundam from Lacroa! And Bakunetsumaru, the musha gundam from Ark! Against these three very powerful enemies, we simply can't win! Yellow Mic Zako: But-but-but-but-! Lord Zapper Zaku! Lord Grappler Gouf! And Lord Destroyer Dom! But the Dark Axis also has three very strong guys! But despite that...why do we lose so much? Red & Blue Mic Zakos: (Falling into the abyss of dispair) Zakoooooooo....! Red Mic Zako It makes no sense, zako! Blue Mic Zako: It doesn't add up mathematically! Yellow Mic Zako: Hmm, I better check my figures... (Counting Zapper, Grappler, and Destroyer) One, two, three, zako. (Counts Captain, Zero, Bakunetsumaru-) And one, two, three...(-and Shute)mm, four. Zakos: Huh? Red Mic Zako: (About Shute) This creature is always hanging around the gundams! He's becoming a real nusiance! Blue Mic Zako: He's a disturbance! Yellow Mic Zako: He's a little organic bug, zako-o-o! Blue Mic Zako: Zako zako zako! Red Mic zako: We don't like floppy organic creatures! Yellow Mic Zako: It's sickening, zako! Red Mic Zako: But now we see- Blue Mic Zako: Where there are three gundams- Yellow Mic Zako:Counting this bug, they're four. Zako. Red Mic Zako: One! Blue Mic Zako: Two! Yellow Mic Zako: Oh, uh, three! ...Y'know we zakos are three as well. Red Mic Zako: See, this is why Lord Zapper Zaku and the others can never win! Three against four! Blue & Yellow Mic Zakos: Zako zako! Red Mic Zako: I used to think the reason we couldn't win was because Lord Zapper Zaku and the others were weak, zako! Blue Mic Zako: I used to think that two! Yellow Mic Zako: Guess we all used to think that. Zakos: Ha ha ha! (Screen behind the zakos reveals Zapper) Zapper Zaku: How dare you call me weak!? Talking behind my, under my nose, that's why we never win!