Sea Patrol Season 4 Episode 6

Kate: I'm sorry to interrupt the fun and games. I've got a little job for you.
Charge: Can't do anything on an empty stomach, ma'am.
Kate: You won't be using your stomach. It's a simple pick-up.
Charge: Who am I picking up, apart from 2Dads and dropping him on his head?

Dutchy: Okay, I'm going to circle round to the West, try to flank him. You two keep his focus here.
2Dads: What?! You want us to be sitting ducks?
Dutchy: No, I want you to be decoys.
Charge: He's got an automatic weapon, you've only got a nine millimetre.
2Dads: And we've got sweet-fa.
Dutchy: You hesitate, you die.

Bomber: I was actually looking up Butterworth, but this just came up, thought I'd check it out. Says he's an innocent man.
Charge: Yeah.
Bomber: And he was framed by police.
Charge: Right, and I thought I was the conspiracy nut.
RO: You are, fake moon landings, alien abductions, those photographs of the four-breasted Australian woman?
Charge: That woman is documented fact.

Bird: Look at him, the man needs another shot of morphine. Swain said that we…
Bomber: I know what Swain said.
Bird: Then why aren't you giving him the shot?
Bomber: Do you honestly think a man like this deserves pain relief?
Bird: Are you serious?
Bomber: He raped and murdered three women, Bird. One of them was sixteen, a year younger than you.
Bird: How do you know that?
Bomber: Made it my business to find out.
Bird: Okay, but he's still suffering.
Bomber: Not nearly as much as those women suffered.
Bird: Look, if you don't give him the shot of morphine, I will.

Kate: Well, Charge, a twelve-hour turnaround, maybe time for a spot of fishing.
Charge: Nah, I think I'm through with fishing, X.
Kate: Really? What about the one that got away?
Charge: Plenty of fish in the sea, the one that got away – is this about fish, X, or is it a comment on my single status?
Kate: I would not presume to advise anyone on their romantic life, Charge, believe me. I was talking about fish.
Charge: Nah, I think I just got my last one.