Sea Patrol Season 5 Episode 7

(after 2Dads's night ended with him in a field seeing a bright light in the sky)
Swain: These aren't mozzie bites, mate.
2Dads: They're not? What are they?
Swain: They're probe marks.
2Dads: What?
Swain: Does it hurt to sit down? Did they go in the rectal route?
2Dads: You know, if my head wasn't about to explode, I'd tell you where to stick yours.
RO: Ah, 2Dads, there's a call for you.
2Dads: From who?
RO: E.T, he wants you to phone home.

Kate: What is it this time you think?
Charge: Lightning doesn't strike twice.
RO: Actually, that's a fallacy, Charge, because it does strike twice quite often. An acquaintance of mine, Russell, twice.
Charge: Thank you, Robert.

Dutchy: Do we know anything about this guy?
Mike: Career crim. He's done time for drugs and assault, suspected of a lot more than they've been able to pin on him.
Dutchy: Model citizen, huh?
Mike: Well, the Feds have officially asked for defence aid to the civil community which means….
2Dads: We get to kick arse.