Sea Patrol Season 4 Episode 14

2Dads: We get our fish back for a change. It's a happy ending.
Bomber: Happy endings only happen in fairytales, 2Dads.

Kate: Sir, we're returning the illegal catch to the sea now.
Mike: Let's hope a good number of the fish survive. Well done, X.
Bird: Why wouldn't they all survive?
RO: Stress.
Bird: Stress?
RO: Big killer in fish.
Bird: Really?
RO: Mmmm. You think I'm making it up?
Bird: I can never really tell if you're joking or not.
RO: No, I don't joke. I never joke.
Bird: You never joke?
RO: Joking's not my thing.
Bird: Okerly-dokerly.

Charge: With Bomber away, whose gonna cook for us?
Mike: Well, I'm sure we'll manage. RO, you've had experience in the galley.
RO: Ah, I think we should probably go back and get her, sir.
Dutchy: How hard can it be to burn a bit of scran?
RO: Seriously, I think that we should go back and get her now.
Charge: He may be right, sir. If you could remember back to last time, there was….problems.
Mike: Bird, can you cook?
Bird: Ah, a bit, sir.
Mike: You can give RO a hand in the galley.
Bird: Great.
Mike: There you go, RO, an enthusiastic helper. Just keep it simple.
RO: We all die, it's not my fault.
Charge: (to Mike) We will die.

2Dads: I provoked you.
Bomber: You always provoke me!
2Dads: I can't help it.
Bomber: What?
2Dads: You know, it's that old thing of when you're really hot for someone….
Bomber: 2Dads, please don't go there.
2Dads: If we're not coming back, I thought you should know.
Bomber: I know.
2Dads: Seriously? You're okay with that?
Bomber: Apparently.

2Dads: (about Kate) She's high.
Bomber: What?
2Dads: I got a whiff of that stuff, it's amal.
Bomber: What?
2Dads: Amal, rush, poppers.
Bomber: In English, 2Dads!
2Dads: Don't you go clubbing?
Bomber: No. What, is it a party drug?
2Dads: Amal Nitrate, a party drug, yeah.
Bomber: Well, he said it was an antidote.
2Dads: Only for a boring night out.

Mike: Bird, well done at lunch today.
Bird: Thank you, sir.
Mike: This lot can be hard to please and I'm betting RO wasn't much help.
Bird: Ah, I think he's found a new appreciation for Bomber's work.
Mike: She's a great chefo.
Bird: Yes, sir. She's taught me quite a bit and not just chefing stuff either.
Mike: What else?
Bird: Just…confidence, I guess. I look up to her quite a bit. I just hope that she and the others are okay.
Mike: We all do.

Dutchy: He knows where they are.
Mike: Agreed. They must have a rendezvous point.
Dutchy: Then request permission to interrogate him more vigorously, sir.
Mike: You mean torture him?
Dutchy: I mean get the information we need.
Mike: Dutchy, every fibre of my being wants to get that information, no matter what the cost.
Dutchy: Then just give me five minutes with him. No one need ever know.
Mike: I'd know.
Dutchy: Sir, with all due respect, we can't afford to take the high moral ground here.
Mike: Return to the bridge, Dutchy.
Dutchy: Sir?
Mike: That's an order, now.

2Dads: So did you have to give me the kiss of life?
Bomber: No comment.
2Dads: You did, didn't you?
Bomber: Ah, you'll never know.