Sea Patrol Season 4 Episode 13

2Dads: So how's my boy Fraser doing?
RO: He's the best assistant I've ever had. He's across all the equipment, he's adept at identifying and tracking vessels, he's reliable. Can't believe he's your friend actually.
2Dads: Fair go, I'm here, aren't I?

Charge: I've just met the girl of my dreams on Love Link.
2Dads: You're kidding.
Charge: Louise has just sent me her photo, 2Dads. Romance is blossoming. I think I can feel it.
2Dads: Charge, I don't reckon that's romance you're feeling, she is hot.
Charge: Yeah, and very intelligent too.
2Dads: Sent her a photo of yourself?
Charge: Yes.
2Dads: She's responding?
Charge: Hahahahaha. I did tell her that I am earning two hundred grand a year
2Dads: Oh, Charge. Good to know you're starting out the relationship with Navy values like, you know, honesty, integrity….
Charge: Yes, yes. All is fair in love and war, young Skywalker.

Fraser: All right, you keep your mouth shut, I'll cut you in. That'll solve all your financial problems permanently.
2Dads: Forget it. Either you go to the boss now, or I will.
Fraser: I'll have no other option but to drag you down with me.
2Dads: What're you talking about?
Fraser: You're implicated too. The XO saw us arguing, they ask me what that was about? I'll just tell them you wanted a bigger cut.
2Dads: That's lame. They won't believe it.
Fraser: No? Think about it. The boss saw cash exchanging hands and you've got a dodgy past. It's in your file and according to the RO, you've done absolutely nothing to make people believe that you've changed.
2Dads: So you'd screw me as well, huh?
Fraser: You're a victim of your own making, mate.
2Dads: What about the dead guy?
Fraser: Aw look, you blow the whistle on me, I'll tell them you had information and you did nothing. You are fatally compromised, my friend.

(2Dads helps get evidence so that his friend Fraser can be arrested)
Fraser: Navy's turned you into a soft cock.
2Dads: No, mate, it's called rehabilitation.