Ryan: (about the camping trip) So why can't I go?
Dutchy: 'Cause it's junior sailors only.
Ryan: Well, that's not fair.
Charge: Awww, the world's not fair, which is why God invented beer to numb the pain. And it's your shout.
RO: Bug spray would be nice about now.
Dutchy: Oh, Robert, man up. They're just mozzies, for pete's sake.
RO: Yes, they carry yellow fever and malaria.
Dutchy: Not this far South.
RO: Denny fever then.
Dutchy: You've got about a one in ten thousand chance of catching that.
RO: And you're happy with those odds, are you?
Dutchy: Come on, let's go catch some dinner.
Bird: Aren't RO and 2Dads doing that?
Dutchy: I wouldn't trust them to catch the clap in a Bangkok brothel.
2Dads: (handing over a flask) Here, guaranteed to stop your sneezing.
RO: Really?
2Dads: Yeah.
(RO drinks from it and starts coughing)
2Dads: See? See? You stopped sneezing, you started coughing.
RO: Oh, that's as rough as sandpaper.
2Dads: Fine, you stick to your water. Bourbon's my poison of choice.
RO: Poison's the right word.
Dutchy: Bird, the only reason we're all still alive is because you didn't follow my instructions when I told you to run and hide.
Bird: I wanted to.
Dutchy: Which makes what you did all the more brave.
Bird: Brave? Dutchy, I've never been so scared.
Dutchy: Me neither. I'm very proud of you, Bird, you're a damn fine sailor. Navy's lucky to have you.
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