Harry Goz |
Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy (Seasons 1-3) |
Erik Estrada |
Marco Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar Gabriel Garcia Marquez (Seasons 1-4) |
Kate Miller |
Debbie DuPree |
Bill Lobley |
Jodene Sparks |
Brett Butler (II) |
Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn |
Ellis Henican |
Derek "Stormy" Waters |
Christian Danley |
Health Inspector |
Recurring Role |
Tiffany Morgan |
Child Services Worker |
Recurring Role |
Adam Reed (I) |
Virjay |
Recurring Role |
Alvis: Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
Quinn: Most religions think Alvis' love of liquor and guns and revenge was...
Debbie: Creepy.
Murphy: Well, maybe most religions can hash it out in hell for all eternity.
Stormy: Alvis'll smoke those bitches.
Murphy: Oh Alvis! We were gonna have a festival for you, with ham and pomp!
Alvis: Believer, you have forgotten the true meaning of Alvis Day. Neither is it ham, nor pomp. Nay, the true meaning of Alvis day is drinking. Drinking and revenge.
Sparks: It's a baby with a freakin' gun, cooking over a halogen light...
Murphy: Are you still here, Harry Potter?
Virjay: (sarcastic) What do I know? My religion is only five thousand years old.
Captain Murphy: Ha! Five thousand years... uh... of stupid!
Beard Guy: Ow... Ow... My buffalo's mean...
Stormy: Shut your River Styx lovin' ass.
"Alvisllujah!
Alvisllujah!
Alvis my lord,
his big pistols blazeth" - Selection from "Alvisllujah"
Stormy: Shut yo damn jibba jabber! Jibba Jabber Jibba Jabber Jibba Jabber ...
Marco: Come here Stormy!
Captain Murphy: 'Vengeance is mine', quoth Alvis, then he shot that guy right in the freakin' face.
Fort Klugman is named after Quincy M.E. star Jack Klugman.
During Captain Murphy's narration of the story of Alvistide, some of the men sick with syphilis are Ranger Roger from "Radio Free Sealab", Master Lou from "Murphy Murph and the Feng Shui Bunch", and the cartoon version of Adam Reed from "Swimming in Oblivion".
According to an interview with the directors, they were originally going to have Murphy organize a Christmas pageant, and use real religions. But Standards and Practices objected to the potentially controversial and offensive religious debate this would entail, so the creators changed the names of the religions to made-up ones (Christians=Alvians, Jews=Krebs, Moslems=Shiekran, Hindu=Mandu, and so on).
This is the first episode that didn't have a title sequence and song at the start the show.
Eggers... er, Evans, from Legend of Baggy Pants, makes an appearance as a partygoer.
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