Lieutenant Henderson: No, Jonathan. It's time. I want people to know okay? I'm tired of sneaking around.
Commander Ford: Whoa, wait a second. You're the one who said you thought secrets were sexy.
Lieutenant Henderson: No, I said dirty e-mail is sexy. This is pathetic. I feel like I'm dating a married man. Just once, I'd like to go some place where we might actually bump into our friends instead of hiding from them. Maybe if people knew they wouldn't get the wrong idea, or if they did get the wrong idea it would be the right wrong idea. And people like Tony wouldn't get hurt.
Commander Ford: Oh, right, let's be sure and run everything through Tony Piccollo. He's certainly my litmus test.
Lieutenant Henderson: What is that supposed to mean?
Commander Ford: It means I'm glad you and Tony have become such good friends.
Lieutenant Henderson: At least he knows how he feels.
Commander Ford: Well, maybe you'll feel better dating Tony.
Lieutenant Henderson: Maybe I will. Jonathan... just say it. You don't want to do this anymore.
Commander Ford: It's not what I need to say to you Lonnie. It's just I have such a hard time saying these things. I don't know, maybe I'm defective or something. But I'm really trying. I'm really trying.
(They kiss as the scene ends)