SeaQuest DSV Season 2 Episode 19

Lucas (about Russell Ketchum): They laughed him out of the scientific community. He didn't take that very well. He tried to shoot the dean.

Brody (about Dagwood eating an unpeeled pineapple): High fiber diet. Great for regularity, but very tough on the roof of your mouth.

Piccolo (to Brody): You got a good salute. I look like I'm checking to see if my hair's clean.

Ford (about Mariah): I won't let her go free, but I will let her escape.
Ketchum: Why should I believe you?
Ford: Because I gave you my word. But this isn't over. We'll find you.
Ketchum: I'm sure you will try. But there are many oceans, Commander.
Ford: Not that many.

Bridger: Learn anything?
O'Neill: Yeah. Learned that the place that you leave looks different when you return, but that's only 'cause you're seeing it for the first time.

Ford: Fire first torpedo 16 degrees port.
Brody: At what?

Bridger: Tim, don't you think you're going off a little half-cocked?
O'Neill: No, sir. It's completely cocked.

Bridger: How do you feel?
O'Neill: Like a football at a baseball game.

Bridger: You know, you spelt 'resignation' wrong.
O'Neill: I did?

Ortiz: A broken clock is right twice a day, sir.
Piccolo: How can a broken clock be right twice a day? (snorts)

Piccolo: What he's doing is hanging out there with some babe. While I'm stuck in this tin can watching my life float by.
Ortiz: Well, bear with us Piccolo, we're watching it float by with you.
Piccolo: How's it look?
Ortiz: Not pretty.

Ortiz: Go AWOL Piccolo. I'm sure O'Neil will love you as a roomate.
Piccolo: Hey, I'm a hell of a roomate.
Brody: A roommate from hell maybe.