SeaQuest DSV Season 2 Episode 11

Henderson (to Lucas, O'Neill & Brody who are singing): Hey, hey, hey! If you guys don't come up with another song real soon, I'm gonna fly us into a cliff!

Henderson: How can you flunk a woman in a sexual harassment seminar?
Lucas: I don't know, maybe 'been there, done that, I know where to kick them next time' was a bit too brief of an answer for the essay part of the exam.

Rawlings: I'd say we're in the running for the Nobel prize. Too bad it's not awarded posthumously.

Darwin: Darwin not afraid. Darwin famous shark fighter.

Henderson: What do you believe?
Rawlings: That life is an illusion, if it has any meaning at all.

Brody: Ever design a submarine before?
Lucas: Ah, sure. Ten or fifteen times. 'Course it was always on the back of placemats at a restaurant.

Henderson (about the dive pod): So, what do you think? Did the government really need to pay all those thousands of engineers to build these things for us, or could we really have done it ourselves?

Henderson: Isn't there anything you want, Lucas? Something from the supplies, everyone's dessert from the survival rations? Or…or me to be with you?
Lucas: Be with me. Just hold me. Just help me get to sleep.

Rawlings (giving up his place in the pod to Lucas): Will you give a moving speech to the media about how self-sacrificing I was? It'll drive all my ex-girlfriends crazy.

Lucas (to Rawlings): There is one thing, actually. When you give all those interviews to the media, you can tell them how self-sacrificing I was. Maybe it'll get me a girlfriend.