SeaQuest DSV Season 2 Episode 10

Lawyer: Dagwood, you have to take the stand.
Dagwood: Okay, David. (picks up entire witness box) Where should I take it?

Bridger: You have to remember where you were the night the man was killed.
Dagwood: No one told me I had to remember. I would have remembered if you'd told me to remember.

Piccolo: If Dagwood was a new car, come on, he'd have been recalled to the dealer.

Lucas (about Dagwood): How can they sentence him to life? They don't even know how long an alpha model K will live.
Piccolo: He stops breathing, they let him out.

Lucas: Lots of things are hard to believe, but it's our job as scientists not to go with the easy answers. If we did that, we'd all have polio.

Lucas: In the first grade I punched out Dwight Herman for stealing a cardboard Santa Claus. He had it coming.

Ford: Dagwood, is there anything you've ever really wanted to do?
Dagwood: No.
Ford: Nothing?
Dagwood: Nothing is something that Dagwood has already done.

Waiter (about Dagwood): The gentleman might find lobster more to his liking if he were to take it out of the shell.

Brody: This stinks. He's going to the can forever and he's never even been kissed.
Dagwood: Maybe Dagwood will get kissed in the can?
Brody: Count on it.

Lucas: I wanna stand. Standing is...what I want to do.