SeaQuest DSV Season 1 Episode 10

Bridger (about Darwin): He can't talk.
Regulator: I heard him.
Bridger: He doesn't speak English, he speaks dolphin.

Regulator: You're on the edge of the future, Lucas, don't let these uniforms stand in your way.

Ford: Must be 100 degrees in here. (checks thermometer) 102.
Hitchcock (fighting with part): Who designed this thing?
Bridger: I did, Commander. This, uh, originally was gonna be the sauna.

Bridger: Mr. Nayir, I can't see your face.
Nayir (leans down): This is my face. Now, forgive me for not leaving it here. I cannot sit all day like this and I cannot get them to adjust my vidcom.

Bridger: Some of the sleeping quarters are over 100 degrees.
Butch: The units will be there within 3 weeks. Your guys can't take the heat, let 'em sleep on deck.
Bridger: We're on a submarine!
Butch: Well maybe there's a lesson in there for you. You all have a good day.

Regulator: Why do I have to deal with the twenty-first century equivalent of the Flat Earth Society?

Crocker (about the Regulator): He puts his pants on just like the rest of us, Lieutenant.
Krieg: Well, you haven't seen his pants, have you?

Crocker: Ensign Filie, have you seen anything...unusual?
Filie (staring at the Regulator): Is that a trick question, Chief?

Lucas: Maybe I should put on a jumpsuit and snap to every time you breathe.
Bridger: What did you say?
Lucas: I think I said, "Yes, sir."

Bridger: Darwin, do you know where the center of the universe is?
Darwin: Yes.
Regulator: See? Where is it? Where is the center of the universe?
Darwin: Inside you.

Lucas: Well, since Darwin's gone, maybe I can use this to wash my car. If I ever get a car. Or if I ever get off this whale!