SeaQuest DSV Season 2 Episode 9

Lucas (about Brody): I thought all the women around here were on to him by now.
Bartender: Yeah, she's new.

Lucas (about Brody): We can't just leave him.
Piccolo: Why not?
Lucas: Well, he's got the keys to the transport.
Piccolo: Oh, I thought you had a good reason.

Lucas: Crash and burn, eh, Lieutenant?
Brody: What, are you kidding me? She practically begged me to take her home.
Lucas: Yeah.
O'Neill: Does she know that? (watching Brody's date get into a cab)

Brody (about his grandparents): You know, they never told me about my father.
Allison Brody: They never met him, neither did I. I'm sorry. I thought they would have told you.
Brody: They did. I always thought they told me I came from a bank because they were protecting your reputation.

Brody: I don't have a dad, and my mom looks like she's twelve years old.

Piccolo (about Brody): So that's what the inside of his mom's head looks like, huh? I like the outside better.
Lucas: You know, I'd expect more compassion from the guy who's had friends hitting on his own mother.
Piccolo: This from the friend who hit on her?

Dagwood (about Brody's mom): She's young. Why isn't she old?
Brody: Well, actually she is, Dagwood. She'll be 46 in April.
Dagwood: 46 what?

Bad Guy: Shut up, you freak.
Dagwood: I'm not a freak, I'm a prototype. (throws him through the hatch, then looks out) Did I hit anybody?